@thatdutchperson: If I could choose my own superhero origin story I’d be bitten by a radioactive serotonin
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@copymama: My 4yo picked up a toy and put it away without being asked, and I just stared at her like she was a woodland animal I didn't want to scare.
@mydmac: I joined Twitter to have something to do while I waited for the repairman. It's only been 3 years, he should be here any month now.
@iwearaonesie: toddler *banging his hammer on the coffee table* me: What are you making? toddler: Noise
@The_Sculptress: Remember that time when you didn't call, & a giraffe round house kicked your neck, & you fell off a merry-go-round & died?nnSo sad. Really.