@IntoxicaTweeted: If I die, tell them to reconstruct me from sock DNA.
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@I_Bl33d_Purple: If my memory serves me, the last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood.
@fluffysuse: When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich? Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.
@i_zzzzzz: Good slumber party questions: - What's the furthest underground you've ever eaten a burger - How many necks have you touched - What's pesto
@le_buns: "would u like some dessert?" i ask the moose head above the fireplace "no thanks im stuffed" i reply, in a slightly deeper voice