@Darlainky: If I ever pass out, don’t come at me with smelling salts. A salted caramel cookie will do the trick.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@KenJennings: You guys know Chumbawamba broke up because you kept spelling it "Chumbawumba," right?
@Schmoodles: I will totally judge you based on your choice of breakfast cereal, you unfrosted weirdo.
@BPMbadassmama: I know exactly how President Obama feels. Every time my kids are forced to listen to me, they make angry Republican faces.