@Darlainky: If I ever pass out, don’t come at me with smelling salts. A salted caramel cookie will do the trick.
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@FattMernandez: I hate horror movies where everything goes back to normal at the end. You just had a demon inside you, but yeah, let's go for pancakes.
@juanadog: Pointed out my kids real dad to them at the car wash today. None of us are sure if I'm kidding.