My favourite school memory?
Once during sex ed the teacher said ‘some of you won’t ever need to know this’ and everyone turned to look at me
If I had ten cookies and you took one,what would you have?
A black eye and broken hand.
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Easier & we can have fun with it
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HR: How do you think we can better handle this in the future?
ME [glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut]: idk, maybe don’t hire Cheryl
Looking like shit greatly increases your chances of seeing someone you know at the store by 90%.