This day in history. 1963. The Beach Boys released “Be True to Your School” but I wasn’t taking orders from 5 guys who shared 1 surfboard.
If I like my job am I a “gruntled” employee??
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doctor: your wife has gone into labour
me: oh no
wife (yelling from a distance): RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE
Truth: My 85yr old grandmother’s answering machine says, “I’ll call you back when I want to, if I want to.”
Heroes are all around us.
[Writing Batman theme]
WRITER: So it starts by saying “Batman.”
PRODUCER: Well that makes sense, just once?
WRITER: 23 times.
WRITER: Then you just make noise for awhile.
WRITER: Then you say Batman again.
Do all the dishes after your kids go to bed so you can have clean silverware for the first 47 minutes of the next day.
Hi, is your resort child friendly?
Yes it is sir. Would you like to make a reservation?
Wife: “Notice anything?”
Me: “Is it your hair, shoes, dress, eyelashes, mascara, lipstick, or nails?”
Wife: “You forgot to wear pants.”
Being a DJ is tough because sometimes iTunes won’t open.