Too bad the Kardashian show couldn’t be like “The Ring” and kill anyone who watches it.
If I saw an elephant in the room, that’s ALL I’d be talking about.
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– Password must be stronger –
*Tinkerbell sprinkling pixie dust*
Remember Peter, give me a call if it last longer than 4 hours.
What am I gonna do with a river?
Could you cry me a beer?
Interviewer: may we contact your previous employers?
[cut to the giant grave in the desert where I buried them all]
Me: lol you could try
Whenever someone says they did something “like a boss” I assume that means they didn’t do it at all and are taking credit for it.
We DID NOT walk 500 mile.
And we WOULD NOT walk 500 more.
~ The Disclaimers.
Stealing endorsements is not how you become the president of the United States, homie. Leave my name out ya mouth…
So do people not like it when you tell them they could totally do better after meeting their spouse?
Flattery is hard.
CDC: To prevent coronavirus stay home, avoid physical contact and don’t go into large crowds.
Introverts: I’ve been preparing for this moment my entire life.