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making internet enemies is a lot easier than making internet friends but i guess it does keep the curse protection talisman industry alive.

Parents,
Have you ever tried to go a whole day just saying yes to everything your kid wants or asks for and if so what time did your house burn down? Was it 10am or earlier?

Squirrels: 1,538
My dogs: -17


Oh, you don’t like my Lego jokes?
BLOCKED
HAHA, get it?!
*retires*

*stares into distance*
Distance: Please stop staring. It’s rude.

[speed dating]
Anyway, do you have a baby hedgehog?
“No.”
*I take a deep breath and roll my eyes*
[timer beeps]

*Workers at the pinball factory trying to go home, but the automatic swinging doors keep knocking them back inside*

cats are so dumb how do u only learn how to say one word ur entire life