@Marlebean: If I was a witch, I would curse people to have to poop right after showering
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@ArfMeasures: Me: I just need some alone time away from the kids Wife: When? Me: Between 2 and 5 Wife: Ok Me: I'll be back when they're 6
@Tmoney68: Her: You sound hoarse. What's wrong? *flashback to me screaming Taylor Swift songs in my car on the way home* Me: Dunno. Probably a cold.
@junejuly12: Every time I see inside my neighbour’s incredibly pristine garage, I wonder what secret shenanigans he is up to in his basement.