“At least Donald Trump says what he thinks.”
Ah yes if only all racists would shout about it constantly the world would be a better place.
If I was on the Titanic I would have told the captain “Do not hit that iceberg,” saving millions in the process
You Might Also Like
You can break your toddler’s heart or you can explain that the dinosaur exhibit at the zoo is closed for cleaning. Choose wisely
Password must contain a capital letter, a number, a plot, a protagonist with some character development, and a surprise ending.
Why can’t I get mobile reception in my house, yet a terrorist can upload his videos from a cave in Afghanistan?
Friend: Let’s go to the game next week
Me: Let me check my calendar
Also me: (yelling into the next room) Honey!
My friends are like “hey come camping with us this weekend” & I’m like “I can’t, I have to get new friends”
Angel: what purpose do they serve?
God: cats climb em
Angel: can they climb back down?
God [inventing the fire dept]: nope
You block or unfollow me because I follow or retweet someone you don’t like.
Kindergarten called & said you left your maturity level there.
Waved to my ex today, next time I might use all my fingers
The average person swallows 3 cats on their drive home from work.