@ieatanddrink: If I'm on a date and can't think of anything to say I just make it look like I'm busy trying to figure out what a smell on my fingers is
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@T_Bonezzz_: DON'T STOP BELIEVING! .....but feel free to be somewhat skeptical from time-to-time
@Vanilla_cupcak: You can't fix stupid but you can divorce it
@jergarl: Romantic comedies are just horror movies where people only die on the inside. Also, my wife doesn't let me pick movies for date night.
@thejamietighe: Tried cleaning the house to the A-Team theme and ended up building a tank. So close.
@dom_selleck: Get on your knees. Crawl towards me. Look under the couch. I think I lost the remote under there.
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