@DirtyTalkBooks: If McDonald's was smart they'd serve breakfast until 2pm on the weekends.
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@BruceForce: I love the way everyone who uses hand sanitizer looks like they're hatching some kind of evil plan.
@ronleibach: GYM TIP: Work out smart, not hard! A lot of people at the gym go and lift the big weights. But actually, the small weights are lighter and much easier to lift.
@carlyken: Okay kids don't ever talk to strangers or take candy from strangers or go to stranger's houses except on the day we worship the devil.