@_thatniggaced: If my girl ever leaves me I’m going with her
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@SarcasticAlly12: People say "life's a journey, not a destination," because the destination is death. The journey sucks too. Anyway, to the bride and groom!
@HomeProbably: Material possessions mean nothing to me. *breaks phone* I don't think I can make it through this week.
@1CleverGirl1: Me: I'm super funny. I mean, how could 13K people be wrong? Husband: There were WAY more people in the Nazi party. Me:.................