@unravelingfire: If plastic bags could be used as currency, my mom would be on a Forbes list.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Darlainky: Marriage is like sitting in a wobbly chair, it’s annoying but you’re settled and too lazy to find another seat.
@DurtMcHurtt: Getting a neck tattoo is probably the coolest way to show your love for manual labour.
@osoplain: Don't sell yourself short, in fact, don't sell yourself at all. I'm pretty sure it's illegal
@topaz_kell: I'm in a constant battle between wanting a hot body and wanting a hot fudge sundae.