@stanleybehrman: If she boasts how adult coloring is therapeutic and has made her more tolerant and patient
Hide her markers
And wait...
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@AbbieEvansXO: Me: get out, it’s my turn in the hedge now you've been hogging it way too long Hedgehog: no
@Jay_FrickinLynn: *slams hands on table* HOW DID BUZZ KNOW TO FREEZE AROUND HUMANS IF HE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A TOY, CAROL?
@doublewenis: Interviewer: How would you describe yourself? Me: With adjectives.
@texasstalkermom: Ways to get me naked: 1. Be hot 2. Be funny 3. Be alcohol 4. Pretend to be my gynecologist
@ReneeHooray: Found out a guy I dated was in jail for attempted murder. He never even tried to take me camping, I'm not even good enough to kill.
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