@ColoradoUgly: If someone gives you a gift and you didn't get them one, hand it back to them politely and say, "I don't want this shit.".
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@AthenaMystique: 20 year old me: *imagines awesome career, travelling the world, being in love* 32 year old me: *tweets*
@Staggfilms: STARBUCKS BARISTA: I got a latte here for *squinting* Catheter Zebra Jokes? CATHERINE ZETA-JONES: *sigh* That’s gotta be mine— CATHETER ZEBRA JOKES: Hey not so fast, lady.
@msmegmensa: A little drunk. Playing scrabble with my cat. Not sure who's winning cause he's eaten most of his tiles.