@ColoradoUgly: If someone gives you a gift and you didn't get them one, hand it back to them politely and say, "I don't want this shit.".
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@JediGigi: Him: Brunch tomorrow? Me: No, I'll be asleep. Him: What time will you be awake? Me: I don't understand the question.
@Michael1979: New poster I stuck up at my local train station. I'm looking forward to catching up with everyone.
@Mr_Kapowski: Me: *holding a puppy in each arm* Genie: Ok, keep in mind this next wish is your last- Me: *interrupting* I wish for a third arm to hold another puppy