If someone is throwing shade, they’re doing you a favor. Use it, avoid sun damage; let your perfect skin be something else for them to hate.

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Me: I want to fall in love
G: OK next
M: With a really nice girl
*we both start laughing*


Yes, I would like to see a wine list, because I don’t mispronounce enough words in my day-to-day life.


I’m more likely to wear a donut on my wrist than any fitness tracker.


Only 1490’s kids will remember this
*sails from Europe and destroys an indigenous population*


*wakes up in the belly of a whale*
me: this can’t be happening again
morgan freeman: but it was, he was in the belly of a whale again


This spa was amazing!

Umm Miss, you just walked through our car wash.


News:”a black bear hovered over a convenience store in central Florida for more than seven hours…”

They have hover bears?

jealous again


I would rather have a 100 poisonous spiders dumped on my naked body than a second date.

Me: So that’s a no?