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@TheOneTrueDisco: If Spider Man eats too much fruit he squirts Silly String.
@BlackGodSon: Used tampons should be hung outside for the mosquito
@Molly_Kats: What kind of emotional tailspin causes people to "like" Lysol on Facebook?
@UnFitz: In space, no one can hear you scream.
In cyberspace, no one can shut you up.
@TheAlexNevil: Fried chicken is unhealthy, especially for the chicken.
@abbycohenwl: Me (texting): Help I'm in the pantry hiding from the murderer
Murderer: Probably shouldn't have used speech-to-text