@McGrumpenstein: If Spider-man’s powers came from a radioactive spider, the spider could have bitten and altered any other animal and I don’t want to live in a world with spider-wolves. I just don’t.
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@mollzbenn: I brought a hot glue gun to the gun range and it was awkward at first, but now we've created so many memories.
@WheelTod: [Police station] Me: “Not sure what why you guys arrested me. I guess I just have one of those faces. Huh.” Cop: “That’s right buddy, and if we don’t get it back to the transplant center by noon, they won’t be able to operate. So hand it over, capiche?”