Don’t tell me how to lift my baby
If the cup is only half full, I suggest you buy a smaller bra
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The Riddler always struck me as the Batman villain most likely to have been a pickup artist.
I’m sad… I’m gonna eat some feelings.
*6 hours later*
S.W.A.T. Leader: Sir, she’s eaten the feelings of the entire team! She… *static*
I’m at my quickest when I try to follow someone out of the bathroom so I don’t have to touch the handle.
Him: If you could have dinner with any people, living or dead, who would you choose?
Me: All the dead ones
LAWYER: Did u kill him?
L: You know what the punishment is for committing perjury?
ME [lips on the mic] Much less than murder
Stop bragging about your workout pics. Do you see me post every box of donuts I eat.
Me: Okay, bed time.
Brain: I’m with you, man. I’m tired.
Nose: GUYS I LEARNED HOW TO WHISTLE “PATIENCE” BY GUNS N’ ROSES!