@WhitneyCummings: if the second I text you back, you call me because you know I'm holding my phone, I will call the police.
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@Vodkantots: In some cultures, it's considered polite to scream when someone shows you their baby. I'd be considered proper there. Probably.
@spark_asis: I don't get why someone would want the house in a divorce. "your honor, I'd like to keep the building where my soul was sucked dry."
@Marlebean: *sings lullaby* In the jungle,the mighty jungle,the lion sleeps tonight If you get up from your bed again, the lion eats your legs Wimoway..