Blind Date Tip: In the middle of dinner throw a surprise punch to see if they are really blind
If the stick figure people started committing more crimes… I could be a legendary sketch artist for the FBI.
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me: [flips over]
my bed: ah the cool side of the person
Radiohead fans, this is for you.
*walks in on son making batman & iron man action figures kiss*
“dad i can explain”
u should never EVER mix the dc & marvel universes
Dating advice: Don’t just tell her you have diarrhea, show her
New Mom: I bought my kids’ Halloween costumes back in August!
Well-seasoned Mom: That’s cool. I take my kids shopping on October 31st so they can’t change their minds 800 times.
You are so old, even your blood type was discontinued.
He wants my carcasses apparently.
I think autocorrect won that round.