Daycare lady: *notices 3-year-old’s shirt is on backward* It’s cute how you let her dress herself.
Me: Yes. She did that.
If there is one thing the Internet has taught us it is that even the dumbest people on Earth have somehow learned how to use the Internet
You Might Also Like
You can’t spell “secret government conspiracies” without that 27th letter of the alphabet that they’re hiding from us
if u hear ur roommate using ur beard trimmer in the bathroom but they come out and look exactly the same u should buy a new beard trimmer
How do chocolate labs not die of themselves?
[mom ridiculing me in front of new GF]
“Luke was afraid to go into family changing rooms until 22 because he thought he’d get a new family”
I bought “extra whitening” toothpaste and now my teeth are spending a year in Korea teaching English
[arrives safely and not murdered]
This is bullshit.
Joseph: could you put the shopping away, there’s a fish & some bread on- oh no
*house is overflowing with fish & bread*
Jesus: i am so sorry
Netflix had to issue a warning to people blindfolding themselves after watching Birdbox.
You all keep finding new and creative ways to be historically remembered as the dumbest society since the Enlightenment.
I’ll put a comma, after a comma, even if it doesn’t need a comma, to completely, drive you, insane.