@dumbbeezie: If there was a game show where people have to find a phone charger before their phone dies I would win the million dollars
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@driverminnie: Best convo of the last 5 yrs:I explained to my son that his friend's Mum had become a man: "You can do that?""Yes""Then I wanna be a dragon"
@osoplain: I should start carrying a pool noodle in my car and randomly smack cars when stuck in traffic
@Xoolun: My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with bodybuilding. I could feel the weight lifting from my shoulders.