“Let’s circle back”
– Lame corporate jargon
– No flair
“Let’s do the hokey pokey and turn this thing around”
– Also useful at weddings
– Decisive (shows leadership)
– That’s what it’s all about
If they just built prisons out of the shit they package electronics in, no one would ever escape.
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Got home late to a note that said “Wake me up for sex”, which I stared at for 10 mins before realizing it was my own handwriting.
My boyfriend and I are into role playing-I pretend to be hotter and skinnier and he pretends not to be a Nigerian teen in an Internet cafe .
Me: *slowly retracts hand from cereal box after failing to grasp the free toy*
Wife: you really need to stop pretending to be a claw machine
Me: *swallows yet another quarter* why
Let’s talk about the elephant in the room.
I apologize for bringing it in here last night. There was alcohol involved. Can we keep him?
Nailed it! #Tekken #King #cosplay
Why aren’t these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge? Don’t they want to get better?
[doing group photography]
ME: now let me take one without the flash
THE FLASH: what the-
REST OF JUSTICE LEAGUE: wait let’s hear him out