@BitchyJasmine: 'If u insinuate that I'm fat again, I'm leaving you!' 'Don't be selfish, think about the baby.' 'What baby?' 'Oh, so you're not pregnant?'
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@Mindless4Miles: I just show up at seances for the awkward, forced companionship holding hands around a table brings.
@NewDadNotes: Hyena: what’s my name again? God: hyena. Hyena: hi. God: hi. Hyena: i’m Ena : ) God: that-that’s not your name. Hyena: oh. what is it? God: hyena. Hyena: God: Hyena: hi. i’m Ena : )
@lincnotfound: interviewer: we've decided to go with another candidate me: *slides can of spinach across table* what about now? interviewer: wrong popeye's