@meganamram: If video games have taught me anything, it's that you'll automatically get promoted if you kill your boss
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@JanineEB4: This cop standing next to my car wouldn't let me finish my tweet until I signed something for him. Why are some people so needy?!
@TheTweetOfGod: Retweet this and something good will happen at some point in the near future that you can choose to attribute to having retweeted this.
@Goofpoops: Someone on Facebook posted "Having the BEST DAY EVER!!" So I posted the Sarah Mclachlan animal cruelty video in the comments
@meganamram: This aging app is really getting people's hopes up that the world will still be here when they're old