@wolfpupy: if you are getting the names Jon and John confused call them by their full names, Jonaldo and Johnaldo
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@JanineEB4: People should come with disclaimers like: May cause drowsiness or Will end up sleeping w/your bf or May induce homicidal ideations
@withanewname: *beep TSA: here try again *beep TSA: here try again *beep TSA: here try again ME: WTF? TSA: Sorry dude it was my watch. Here's your pants.
@david8hughes: Me: will I find a wife Fortune teller: no Me: u didnt do the thing with the cards Fortune teller [flips one card, maintains eye contact]: no