@HonestToddler: If you are what you eat I'm a small family of ladybugs :)
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@McGrumpenstein: police: EMPTY YOUR POCKETS, SLOWLY! me, wearing cargo shorts: *pulls out 2 burger wrappers* THIS MIGHT TAKE A WHILE *pulls out a doll shoe & floss*
@JohnLyonTweets: The evil clown mannequin I put in my window must be working because no one has ever broken in. Or visited me.
@sumpeoplelikeit: I wish people were more like dogs and you could just give them those three little pats and they'd know our interaction was over.