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@mrjohndarby: if you ask your child what the magic word is and they say 'please' then i guess well done. but if their eyes become blackholes and they speak in ancient mysterious rhymes then also well done and good luck

if you ask your child what the magic word is and they say ‘please’ then i guess well done. but if their eyes become blackholes and they speak in ancient mysterious rhymes then also well done and good luck

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