@BackrowSeats: If you can't be with the one you love then be with the one who has the best cable package.
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@Sarcasticsapien: When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone? Two days seems like a long time.
@MouVanLee: Reasons why i never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone. 1) I don't have iPhone. 2) I don't have a girlfriend.
@faungirl123: Me: *just died* I can finally rest without my kids waking me up for dumb shit Son using Ouija board: HEY MA
@wesleysnipes: Today I am choosing to stay positive and kind to anyone I encounter today, except vampires.