@tweeterreader36: If you catch me doing a selfie at work, at least offer to take the pic for me.
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@GoodNaps: *in court* Your honor,this case must be thrown out "On what grounds?" *points to defendants nametag: ABookByItsCover* *Judges head explodes*
@unravelingfire: Is it weird to think about mac and cheese during sex? Ma'am, I just tear the movie tickets. But yes, it's weird.