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@murrman5: if you come out with us you can't lie about making your own soup
"those days are behind me"

[girl at bar 45 mins later] oh cool, what kind?

if you come out with us you can’t lie about making your own soup
“those days are behind me”

[girl at bar 45 mins later] oh cool, what kind?

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