I almost cut my finger off cutting some celery to eat and all I could think is this never happens with cupcakes.
If you could have dinner with any person, living or dead what Arby’s would you go to?
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me: sorry. I’ll take 2 garbages out tonight
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Best way to get picked up at a gym is fall off a machine.
When a comedian knocks someone up, is it called kidding?
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If something rolls off of my plate… I eat it first, as punishment for trying to run away.
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My body is the result of thousands of pull ups.
Pull up to the donut shop
Pull up to the drive thru window
Pull up results for “nearest pizza buffet”