If you could have dinner with any person, living or dead what Arby’s would you go to?

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wife: you forgot to take the garbage out
me: sorry. I’ll take 2 garbages out tonight


I’m not a mechanic so I don’t know why, but my car seems to make a screaming noise whenever I run over people.


If something rolls off of my plate… I eat it first, as punishment for trying to run away.


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My body is the result of thousands of pull ups.

Pull up to the donut shop
Pull up to the drive thru window
Pull up results for “nearest pizza buffet”