@AimeeHelene1: If you don't answer your kid's tenth "MOM!", I will...and what I say will keep them awake for 3 days. Better ask "what?"
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@Lowenaffchen: i'm not surprised they turned on steve bannon... everyone always resents the hottest person in the group of friends
@david8hughes: As a fireman, I'm constantly asked questions like, "Can you please stop flexing & put out that fire?"
@OhNoSheTwitnt: (Me giving a Rorschach test) What do you see? Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one? Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.