The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
If you don’t clean up this room I will empty threat you so hard!
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Added my sticker to the family on the back of your van I am in your family now you have to bring me to costco every time you go.
Guard: Ma’am, please don’t touch the statue.
Me: But I’m almost finished painting her toenails.
I would be completely shocked if I ever won the lottery. Mainly because I don’t play the lottery.
I lost 50 pounds by having my wallet stolen in London AND YOU CAN TOO
Dear law students: my opposing counsel just asked her witness how old she was when she turned 18. You’ll be fine.
If your problem can be solved by:
Then you don’t really have a problem.
If someone catches you doing something inappropriate don’t stop, just do it slowly while keeping eye contact.