In hell your pizza delivery guy is a snail.
If you don’t like the way I drive then get off the hood of my car.
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“Can I substitute my side salad for a bowl of gravy?”
-Me, at any drive thru
Sex is like pizza. Turtles are having it in the sewers.
“He is woke.” – Millenial Easter
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“No mom…that’s a Vulcan.”