If you don’t like the way I drive then get off the hood of my car.

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You’re not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU’RE RICH


“Can I substitute my side salad for a bowl of gravy?”
-Me, at any drive thru


Sex is like pizza. Turtles are having it in the sewers.


“Come on now, I’m sure that Megatron isn’t such a bad guy when you get to know him…” – Optimist Prime.


“A Vegan…like Mr. Spock?”

“No mom…that’s a Vulcan.”