@DearAuntAbby: If you don't smile and show everyone your teeth when you're eating Oreos then you're probably more mature than me.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@david8hughes: [skydiving with my dog] Me: ur ears r inside out My dog: can't hear u my ears r inside out Me: it's the wind My dog: I think it's the wind
@mishakey: How come when my kid wants to show me something, she has to place it directly inside my cornea?
@notalogin: [Wheel] _'D L_K_ TO SOL__ TH_ P_ZZL_ I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat Go ahead I'd like to solve the puzzle Yes, go ahead No, I'd like to..
@TheAndrewNadeau: KIDNAPPER 1: Is he responding to the truth serum? KIDNAPPER 2: *Walking out of room I was in, clearly emotionally exhausted* He has… just so many Harry Potter theories.