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I calmed down once I stared into his beautiful eyes.


[Home Depot]

Me: I’ll take your finest home

*All surrounding dads tear up with joy*


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[Woman behind me talking] I work in an office with 50% men so-
[Excitedly turn around] OMG YOU WORK WITH CENTAURS


NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO! Except my government, boss, his wife, my girlfriend, my parents, my doctor, friends, neighbours, their dogs…


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[Obamacare Meeting]
*Biden raises hand*
*Obama sighs* Yes Joe?
Will the doctor still have lollipops?
*Entire Congress sighs w/ relief*


black friday is crazy, I just maced a kid then some old woman shot me with a crossbow