@AmishPornStar1: If you ever need to wake my wife from a coma, just set your drink on the coffee table without a coaster.
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@JakeDuarte43: Auto correct is like when a 3yo kid wants to help wash the car.its a nice gesture but really its just slowing shit down! :)
@Quartzjixler: We will require you to do something somewhat onerous and time-comsuming and then introduce impediments to completing it. - my employer
@treydayway: Hell hath no fury like a woman who just said "seriously?" after a comment you made during an argument.