@GrantTanaka: If you ever see me on my death bed, please take me off my death bed & move me to my alive bed thx
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@markleggett: Despite hating tomatoes, I was a tomato in a school play. I put my personal beliefs aside and nailed the role because I was a professional.
@LostFelicia: I deserve a reward for backing out of my driveway without hitting one blade of grass, a sprinkler head, or a small tree.
@WheelTod: "Dad?" "Yes, son?" "Where do busboys come from?" "Well, son. When a boy loves a bus very, very much..."