Great. Ban gay marriage. Remember what happened during Prohibition? Now we’re going to have everyone making bathtub gay marriages.
if you ever wanna impress a girl just bring a baby on your date and then basically just outperform the baby at everything it’s really easy
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FBI agent: No, you are a ‘person of interest’ I need to ask you some questions
there has never been a better use of this meme
Well kids, when a man and woman love each other very much, he erects a monument for her, but in his pants.
I would be okay with a ghost in the house if every time a bathroom mirror fogged up with steam, it slowly wrote out “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT?”
Hi 911, I’d like to report a drunk naked guy blasting off truck nuts w/ a shotgun. Time of incident? [takes drink] In about 20 minutes lol
if i ever get an STI, my husband and my boyfriend are gonna have a lot of explaining to do
Frozen (2013): A girl with magical powers causes adults to talk nonstop about a movie for children
“Kids are great when you need help around the house.”
– People who don’t have kids