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@BigJDubz: If you find a perfectly usable item discarded outside someone's house, it's best to assume it is haunted and leave it well alone:

- a nice chair? No, an evil chair
- a child's bike? No, a possessed child's bike
- a half-eaten burrito? Eat the burrito

If you find a perfectly usable item discarded outside someone’s house, it’s best to assume it is haunted and leave it well alone:

– a nice chair? No, an evil chair
– a child’s bike? No, a possessed child’s bike
– a half-eaten burrito? Eat the burrito

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