@sammyrhodes: "If you have a ministry like Jesus it will probably be made up of about 12 people who don't get your illustrations, & 1 wants to kill you."
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@AngelicGirlxD: I’m 22 years old & I just realized that “This little piggy went to the market” doesn’t mean he went food shopping
@TheTweetOfGod: An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. But a tooth is worth half an eye, so an eye for two teeth also works, if you're out of eyes.
@AristotlesNZ: I went to M.C. Hammer's house once. It was annoying. He won't let you touch anything.
@CrazyExhaustion: 5yo: What's a cannibal? Me: A person that eats another person. 5yo's eyes widen in horror. Me: You said cannonball, didn't ya?