@Dawn_M_: If you hold a warm baked potato it feels like you're holding someone's hand without having to touch anyone.
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@jerryRenek: Just saw a squirrel jump about 15 feet from one tree to another. He is now my new emergency contact.
@MissHavisham: 7: Today in school we had to write 4 sentences about what we ate for breakfast his morning. Me: Him: Me: I forgot to give you breakfast, didn’t I.
@smithsara79: "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take," I whisper to myself as I hit send on that sixth unanswered text