@amyisforawesome: If you laid out all of the people in the world who were ever mean to me, I could then drive my car over them.
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@Prero22: Person: It's not rocket science. Rocket science [wipes forehead and exhales] : Whew! Nearly got caught there.
@SabineDurrant: So touched by the kindness of my teenage son. Another lighter at the bottom of the washing machine that has been looked after for a friend.
@sad_tree: There was an episode of the Flintstones where a mechanic worked on Fred's car HEY FRED YOURE GETTING RIPPED OFF THERE IS NO ENGINE IN THERE
@wolfpupy: none of the animals i designed and invented are at the zoo. do they even check the suggestion box