@CakeThrottle: If you lie down on the floor in McDonald's you get to meet the manager
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@Nickadoo: America. Where assault weapons will protect your family, but two dudes getting married will destroy your family.
@psybermonkey: Friend: Are you free this weekend? Me: That's not how this works. First you tell me what you had in mind and then I respond with either a "yeah" or a dishonest excuse
@WheelTod: I hate being woken up so if you find me sleeping, let me rest. If you can't follow that simple rule, next time just hire another pilot.
@NicestHippo: Symptoms of mental illness: -Hearing voices -Hallucinating -Complaining about how other people use their social media accounts