“If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it’s yours”

– Inventors of boomerangs

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Ok, don’t let them know you’re naked

“Why are you naked?”



That moment when your 5 year old asks you if your 1 year old can go into the washing machine, and you really hope he isn’t already in there.


Teacher: Why are you late?

Boy: My fish died.

Teacher: What fish?

Boy: You don’t know him he goes to different school.


Owls can make clicking noises with their tongues, often as part of a threat display.


If you don’t think Colorado needs a wall then you’ve never met someone from Wyoming


Roses are red, violets are fine, I’ll be the 6 if you’ll be the 9.


*eats nothing but junk food for 3 weeks straight*

OMG is bellyache a symptom?!