@turd_firebird: If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.
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@BastardProphet: I'm getting the sneaking suspicion that my therapist isn't the one who's supposed to be crying during our sessions.
@ArfMeasures: Me *buying alcohol* Him: I need identification Me *pointing* wine, vodka, beer, whiskey Him: I meant you Me: I'm Jon
@Surhailo: Ain't no sunshine when she's gone, but there sure are a lot of unauthorized charges on the credit card.