@turd_firebird: If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.
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@Terdoh: If aliens are only on the quest for intelligent life, then Earth really has nothing to worry about.
@WildeThingy: It's not that I think I'm out of your league. Its more that I'm not even sure we're playing the same sport.
@SamSykesSwears: an impostor shall come to you he shall speak pleasing words and promise you the world but in his name you shall know him a fraud
@lexandrameyer: A guy in my class stopped me today as I was walking out and said “I gotta show you this girl she’s your literal twin" and then showed me my own Instagram