@jimmy_sharpe: For lunch today I ate three lunches.

@drinksmcgee: Me, pretending to make an effort when I really don't want to do something.

@_xLNc: Apparently, Indian banks will give you a loan only if you prove that you don't need it.

@Mr_Kapowski: Me: Hurry up kid. We're gonna be late for school 6 y/o daughter: *begins eating each Lucky Charms marshmallow individually*

@thebeckyard: Angry beavers can't get our packaging open, but go ahead and try in your weakened state lol -cold medicine companies