@jailrespecter: if you think about it, "bride and bridegroom" is just old english for "wife and wife guy"
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@ColoChiver: Think of a number between 0 and 20 Add 32 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?
@NewDadNotes: God: you’re a penguin. Penguin: actually I’m a spy. God: uh no you aren’t. Penguin: then why am I wearing this tux? God: that’s just what you look like. Penguin: that’s exactly what a spy would say. God: Penguin: isn’t that right...00Heaven.
@heymonroe: Pretty sure nobody would run marathons if they were never allowed to talk about running marathons.